Things I learned this week

1. I can’t tie my shoes with both hands while cradling the phone with my shoulder and head. The result is that I punched myself so hard in the eye that my glasses fell off.



2. I can not walk and talk on the phone. I almost died like 10 times while trying to go 2feet.



3. My sunglasses fit so will over my glasses that I can were both with no one knowing.